Name: Doin' Dad Shit Sasquatch Shirt
Price: 19.99 USD
Rating: 5 (1 reviews)

Description:
Parenting isn’t for the faint of heart — or the unclogged of toilet. Introducing the “Doin’ Dad Sh*t” tee, where fatherhood meets folklore in the most majestic way possible: Sasquatch, pants-down, handling his business in the woods.

Crafted from 100% lightweight cotton, this shirt brings the comfort needed for diaper duty, lawn-mowing marathons, and cryptid contemplation. Whether you’re hiding from the kids, relieving stress in nature, or just embracing the full chaos of #DadLife — this tee is your uniform.

Why It Belongs in Your Closet (or Man Cave):

💩 Legendary Lax Time – Features Bigfoot on the porcelain throne. In the wild. Because dads get creative.
🔥 Bold, Blunt & Hilarious – Perfect for dads who’ve seen some sh*t... and just want a minute alone.
👕 All-Day Comfort – 100% cotton = soft, breathable, dad-approved.
🎁 Killer Gift – Ideal for Father’s Day, gag gifts, or dads who love cryptids more than therapy.

Fit & Details:

Unisex classic fit – roomy enough for dad bods and Sasquatch builds.
Sizes S to XXL — we got all shapes of weird covered.

Color	Black, OD Green, Gray
Size	M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL

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