Name: Don't Be An Assquatch T-Shirt
Price: 19.99 USD
Rating: 5 (1 reviews)

Tired of people acting like jackasses in the woods? Say it loud, say it proud — Don’t Be an Assquatch. This shirt is a hilarious public service announcement for every cryptid chaser, Bigfoot believer, or dude who just loves bold sarcasm and mythical beasts.

Made from 100% lightweight cotton, this tee is breathable enough for hunting down folklore in the forest and soft enough to wear during your next heated “Sasquatch is real” debate. Whether you're at a cryptid convention, camping with buddies, or just warning the world one smug smirk at a time, this shirt does the talking for you.

Why You’ll Love It:

👣 Legendary Comfort – 100% cotton means breathable, soft, and ready for all-day wear.
🔥 Bold Graphic Print – Makes a statement without saying a word (unless the word is "Assquatch").
🌲 Perfect for Outdoor Weirdos – Great for hiking, cryptid hunting, or backyard beers.
😎 Conversation Starter – Trust us, someone’s gonna ask, and you'll love explaining.

Color	Black, OD Green, Gray
Size	M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6XL

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